24 comments on “Re-Caption This!

  1. Mark: Isn’t this our secret Beyond BT handshake?

    David: Stop! We are in public! You want everyone here to know??

  2. Mark: C’mon, please shake. I promise I won’t do it again.

    David: Not a chance. Last time you had that trick buzzer and you made me knock over the orange juice.

  3. Mark: How many more coffees do you intend to drink? Do you want to stop growing?

    David: Can’t you see I can’t keep my eyes open as it is? And besides, get off my case. Who do you think you are, my mother?

  4. “Ruby, we’re not supposed to be quoting the exact conversation, we are supposed to be making a joke. ;)”

    Oh. In that case –

    Mark: Quisp.
    David: QUAKE!

  5. Mark: You’re under arrest, do you have anything you’d like to say?
    David: (lift’s hand…)I plead the fifth

  6. Mark: Just admit it…! You took his piece of cake!

    David: No, I’m telling you, it was my piece, it just looked like it was his…

  7. You guys are much too modest –

    Mark: How can you say that pshat? It’s against a beferushe Tosfos in Kesubos?
    David: The Shita Mekubetzes disagrees with that Tosfos. I stand by my pshat.

  8. Mark: “I thought you did a great job photographing the bris for a first-timer.”

    David: “That was the first and last time I let you talk me into doing that again! I can hardly hold down my food at this moment.”

  9. Mark: “Okay, paper, rock, scissors: ready, steady, and…”

    David: “No way! I am not going to start that with you again. Last time you fleeced me for $1,000.00. I’m going to stick to hard boiled eggs and OJ with calcium. By the way, could you pass the salt?

  10. Mark: Come on… I put up every post while you just sit there with your name on the front.
    David: Stop, it’s not true… I’m just very busy these days…

    That’s NOT funny. True, but not funny.

  11. Definitely the winner:
    David: “…faithfully execute…”
    Mark: Aren’t you a lawyer? Shouldn’t you know the wording!?

  12. I knew the speeches would be long the minute I saw the menu. Meat for the main course and real cheese cake for dessert!

  13. Mark: Don’t you think you have had enough cake?

    David: I already took down the orange juice, don’t mess with me.

  14. Mark: Are you serious? He really said that?
    David: I’m just telling you what I heard… the Rav said your posts are really weak. I’m sorry.

    Mark: But Holmes’ toe was really on top of the other foot, not touching the ground! It was NOT a touchdown.
    David: I don’t want to hear it… we won, and that’s it. All the replays were inconclusive.

    Mark: You drank all the orange juice!
    David: I’m telling you, I didn’t do it. Calm down…

    Mark: Come on… I put up every post while you just sit there with your name on the front.
    David: Stop, it’s not true… I’m just very busy these days…

    David: “…faithfully execute…”
    Mark: Aren’t you a lawyer? Shouldn’t you know the wording!?

    Mark: What’s the big deal about a picture? You can’t smile for one measly picture?
    David: I just really, really don’t like pictures…

    (I had so many more, some of them really funny… I’ll have to try and remember them. :P )

  15. No this is how it went:

    Mark: I don’t think it’s a good idea to veer into comedy – it’s hard to be funny.

    David: I think we should try it, but if it doesn’t work, I’m taking the fifth.

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