24 Responses to “Re-Caption This!”

1. David Linn
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 1:37 am

   Mark: But we have nothing else to post.
   David: Fine, but if you’re gonna post a caption contest, I want nothing to do with it.

2. Mark Frankel
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 9:40 am

   No this is how it went:

   Mark: I don’t think it’s a good idea to veer into comedy – it’s hard to be funny.

   David: I think we should try it, but if it doesn’t work, I’m taking the fifth.

3. Ezzie
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 10:31 am

   Mark: Are you serious? He really said that?
   David: I’m just telling you what I heard… the Rav said your posts are really weak. I’m sorry.

   Mark: But Holmes’ toe was really on top of the other foot, not touching the ground! It was NOT a touchdown.
   David: I don’t want to hear it… we won, and that’s it. All the replays were inconclusive.

   Mark: You drank all the orange juice!
   David: I’m telling you, I didn’t do it. Calm down…

   Mark: Come on… I put up every post while you just sit there with your name on the front.
   David: Stop, it’s not true… I’m just very busy these days…

   David: “…faithfully execute…”
   Mark: Aren’t you a lawyer? Shouldn’t you know the wording!?

   Mark: What’s the big deal about a picture? You can’t smile for one measly picture?
   David: I just really, really don’t like pictures…

   (I had so many more, some of them really funny… I’ll have to try and remember them. :P )

4. Albany Jew
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 11:31 am

   Mark: Don’t you think you have had enough cake?

   David: I already took down the orange juice, don’t mess with me.

5. Gary
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 12:10 pm

   I knew the speeches would be long the minute I saw the menu. Meat for the main course and real cheese cake for dessert!

6. Charnie
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 12:11 pm

   Definitely the winner:
   David: “…faithfully execute…”
   Mark: Aren’t you a lawyer? Shouldn’t you know the wording!?

7. JDMDad
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 2:29 pm

   Mark: … and that’s why you should do it.

   David: Talk to the hand!

8. David Linn
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 2:29 pm

   Mark: Come on… I put up every post while you just sit there with your name on the front.
   David: Stop, it’s not true… I’m just very busy these days…

   That’s NOT funny. True, but not funny.

9. Ezzie
   February 3rd, 2009 @ 2:36 pm

   David – LOL, sorry. :)

10. Rafael Araujo
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 5:29 pm

    Mark: “Okay, paper, rock, scissors: ready, steady, and…”

    David: “No way! I am not going to start that with you again. Last time you fleeced me for $1,000.00. I’m going to stick to hard boiled eggs and OJ with calcium. By the way, could you pass the salt?

11. Rafael Araujo
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 5:31 pm

    Mark: “I thought you did a great job photographing the bris for a first-timer.”

    David: “That was the first and last time I let you talk me into doing that again! I can hardly hold down my food at this moment.”

12. Bob Miller
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 6:04 pm

    Mark: Do you normally drink coffee from a spoon?

    David: This coffee, yes.

13. Ruby
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 7:13 pm

    You guys are much too modest –

    Mark: How can you say that pshat? It’s against a beferushe Tosfos in Kesubos?
    David: The Shita Mekubetzes disagrees with that Tosfos. I stand by my pshat.

14. Ezzie
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 7:23 pm

    Mark: Just admit it…! You took his piece of cake!

    David: No, I’m telling you, it was my piece, it just looked like it was his…

15. Steg (dos iz nit der šteg)
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 11:46 pm

    so that’s what yall look like!

16. David Linn
    February 3rd, 2009 @ 11:47 pm

    Ruby, we’re not supposed to be quoting the exact conversation, we are supposed to be making a joke. ;)

17. Gershon
    February 4th, 2009 @ 2:31 am

    Mark: You’re under arrest, do you have anything you’d like to say?
    David: (lift’s hand…)I plead the fifth

18. David Linn
    February 4th, 2009 @ 2:53 am

    Steg,

    I’m much better looking in person.

19. Ruby
    February 4th, 2009 @ 10:05 am

    “Ruby, we’re not supposed to be quoting the exact conversation, we are supposed to be making a joke. ;)”

    Oh. In that case –

    Mark: Quisp.
    David: QUAKE!

20. Aryeh Leib
    February 4th, 2009 @ 10:57 am

    “When you meet an Indian you should shake his hand”

    “No! I tell you, you say “How”!

21. Ellen L.
    February 4th, 2009 @ 11:00 pm

    Mark: How many more coffees do you intend to drink? Do you want to stop growing?

    David: Can’t you see I can’t keep my eyes open as it is? And besides, get off my case. Who do you think you are, my mother?

22. Ellen L.
    February 4th, 2009 @ 11:11 pm

    Mark: C’mon, please shake. I promise I won’t do it again.

    David: Not a chance. Last time you had that trick buzzer and you made me knock over the orange juice.

23. Rafael Araujo
    February 5th, 2009 @ 12:27 pm

    Mark: Isn’t this our secret Beyond BT handshake?

    David: Stop! We are in public! You want everyone here to know??

24. Rafael Araujo
    February 5th, 2009 @ 12:28 pm

    Mark: What are you doing?

    David: Feeding my hand. What else did you think I was doing?

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